Dynamite!

Ty just came out of his room after he had already been tucked into bed. The kids know we don't like it when they get out of bed.

Which must be why he straight for the VERY descriptive language.

In a very sweet and innocent voice, he said, "Mommy. My tummy is kind of hurting. It feels like there's dynamite right next to it and it's going to explode at any minute."

Tell me how you really feel, Ty.

This kid is so dramatic. I don't know where he gets it from! Sometimes he is so dramatic I just want to light myself on fire!