We should get Direct TV

There are about 50 more important things that I should be blogging about. But before I forget what just happened tonight, I needed to share a play the kids put on for us.

Scene:
(Ashlynn and Ty are pretending to watch TV)

Ashlynn: What do you want to watch? Hmmm. How about the Olympics?
Ty: o.k.

(Briggs enters dressed like Shaun White. Briggs pretends to snowboard...)


*yada, yada, we get what's going on here. Ash and Ty choose a channel, Briggs acts it out as silly as he can...*

Ashlynn: I don't want to watch the Olympics any more. Lets watch the National Geographic channel.

*here's the part where Brian and I die of laughter*

(Briggs proceeds to pull his boxer shorts down...)

*What!!! Is this kid imitating a naked native?!?*

Ty: Oh, look. It's a show about penguins!

*Whew! He's just imitating a penguin!*

Ashlynn: Let's watch the Oprah show.

Briggs: Hello, and welcome to the Oprah show. Today we are going to make fun of Ellen!

Ashlynn: No, never mind, lets watch the Ellen show.

Briggs: Hello, and welcome to the Ellen show. Today we are going to make fun of Oprah.


aaaaaand, Scene!